there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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