love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Randomize
