At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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