Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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