ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Too much gin, very little bucket
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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