im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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