I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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