a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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