I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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