Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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