do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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