you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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