i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
either way he was missing a nipple.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
