How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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