i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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