ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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