I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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