you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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