A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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