Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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