Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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