just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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