This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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