Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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