I'm sorry my penis didn't work
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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