Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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