I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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