Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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