i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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