She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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