bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Never underestimate the power of titties
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