no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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