I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
