Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
