I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i would punch a child for taco bell
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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