so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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