She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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