I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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