Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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