I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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