I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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