arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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