Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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