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• (212): View more from New York

  plz talk dirty to me

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  that's what penises do

  (254): View more from Texas

  they tell lies.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.

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• (631): View more from New York

  All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING

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