I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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