forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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