I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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