Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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