party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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