That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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