Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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