And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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