After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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