why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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