Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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