Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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