yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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